call me

Taken from many people: If you call me [this] you are...

Melissa: Most people.
Mellie: A member of certain online sects who know me by an unfortunate and badly-chosen handle. Or BK.
Anelli: Various people in the newsroom
Meliss: My editor
Meems: My godmother.
Mimi: My 3-year-old second-cousin
Babe: My mom
Sweetie, darling: Meg
"Did you bring wine?": Meg
Wiggie: Aimee or her dad
Melissanelli: A Renthead
Manelli: Someone I miss very much, who's too pigheaded to admit he misses me too
Melissa A.: A Leaky reader
My sunshine: My grandmother, who died in 1993
Gioia ("jewel" in Italian): My nonna, who is still alive
Miss. Anelli: Very young
Ma'am: Deluded
Late for dinner: Wrong
Happy: Correct
Unfettered: Correct
Mel: Dead to me.