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Sometimes I'm lucky enough to find not one, but two hilarious stories in a day. The first is over this Pluto hubbub: Apparently we've named ourselves, as Earthlings, kings of the entire Solar System and have decided Pluto isn't a planet. Someone actually said, as they were walking around the newsroom today, "I feel bad for Pluto." Someone else said, "I'm pretty sure Pluto doesn't care." Not so! Read here! My favorite bits:

"First of all, it takes forever for me to do a lap around the Sun, and it gets really lonely out here. They tell me that part of the reason I'm not a planet anymore is that some of the time I sneak inside my buddy Neptune's orbit. What do they expect? I need somebody to talk to out here sometimes. And don't get me started about that mass of junk they call Charon that is supposedly my partner in non-planethood; Charon is dead to me."

...So then those numbskulls on Earth finally figure out I'm here, and start calling me Pluto. I had mixed feelings; I liked Lex, but I also heard through the microwaves passing by that Pluto was a god of "Death" over there. I barely knew what "life" was, but I knew Death kicked life's butt all year long (and the years are really long here).

...

...So you can imagine how I'm taking this planet thing. Neptune, which used to hang out with me to try to look cool by association, won't even talk to me anymore."

Awww, poor little Pluto! And then, then, this house in Utah has decided that it will display a lovely cactus on its front. Um. Yeah. A cactus. Tell me what this looks like to you! (Parental warning! Or not, because it's a cactus!)

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Dear Judas:

Whoops, our bad.

-Christianity

cheney got a gun

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My relationship with the NY Post has been spotty at best - at times I hate its less-than-realistic attitude toward truth, its glaring breaches of human decency, and the joy it takes in wallowing in the lowest human element.

And it implied I was socially awkward, in a centerfold piece that is haunting my very existence. So, OK, I have a bit of a beef.

But, there are times, like today, I am just glad it exists. If this cover doesn't make you laugh, no matter what party you're a part of, you might be dead.

The tabloids today also wrapped up all the funnies the late-night talking heads made on the Cheney thing, and it made for a hilarious ten minutes of my life. So here's a recap for you, in case you missed it:

From random web spots:
"I tawt I taw a Democwat!"

"Guns don't shoot people. The vice president shoots people."

"Pull! Oh...that was the last lawyer?"

Jay Leno:


"When the ambulance got there, out of force of habit, they put Cheney on the stretcher."

"When people found out he shot a lawyer his popularity is now at 92%"

"I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wiretapping illegal?'"

"Cheney's defense is tha the was aiming at a quail when he shot the guy. Which means that Cheney now has the worst aim of anyone in the White House since Bill Clinton."

David Letterman:

"Good news, ladies and gentlemen! We have finally located weapons of mass destruction... It's Dick Cheney."

"The guy who got gunned down is a Republican lawyer and a big Republican donor and fortunately the buck shot was deflected by wads of laundered cash. So he's fine. He took a little in the wallet."

"So over the weekend the vice president wants to go bird hunting, quail huting or duck hunting or something like that and you know horseplay, how that breaks out when you are out there hunting. ... One things leads ot another and he shoots his buddy ... but here is the sad part - before the trip, Donald Rumsfeld had denied the guy's request for body armor."

"We can't get bin Laden, but we nailed a 78-year-old attorney."

"Honestly, I don't know what all of the fuss is about. What's more American than shooting your hunting buddy in theh a--?"

Jon Stewart:

Stewart: "I am joined now by our own vice prsidential firearms mishap expert, Rob Corddry. Rob, obviously a very unfortunate situation. How is the vice president handling it?

Rob Corddry: "Jon, tonight the vice president is standing by his decision to shoot Harry Whittington. According to the best intelligence available, there were quail hidden in the brush. Everyone believed at the time there were quail in the brush.

"And while the quail turned out to be a 78-year-old man, even knowing that today, Mr. Cheney insists he still would have shot Mr. Whittington in the face. He believes the world is a better place for his spreading buckshot throughout the entire region of Mr. Whittington's face."

JS: "But why, Rob? If he had known Mr. Whittington was not a bird, why would he still have shot him?"

RC: "Jon, in a post-9-11 world, the American people expect their leaders to be decisive. To not have shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak."

JS: "That's horrible."

RC: "Look, the mere fact that we're even talking about how the vice president drives up with his rich friends in cars to shoot farm-raised wingless quail-tards is letting the quail know 'how' we're hunting them. I'm sure right now those birds are laughing at us in that little 'covey' of theirs.

JS: "I'm not sure birds can laugh, Rob."

RC: "Well, whatever it is they do ... coo .. they're cooing at us right now, Jon, because here we are talking openly about our plans to hunt them. Jig is up. Quails one, America zero.

JS: "Okay, well, on a purely human level, is the vice president at least sorry?"

RC: "Jon, what difference does it make? The bullets are already in this man's face. Let's move forward across party lines as a people ... to get him some sort of mask."


And on the way to work this morning, my local "zoo" radio station played, you got it, "Cheney's Got A Gun," a parody that should require you pull over before you listen.

Yeah, it's all funny, except for the guy who was shot - but still, this nation's ability to take misfortune and make it camp is just astounding - and I for one ain't complainin'.

watergate again

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The Watergate revelation has morphed, for me, from something of "huh" interest yesterday into an endless, morbid, rabid fascination today - and not with W. Mark Felt. His identity has become secondary to the bigger story today: The activity at the Washington Post, what this means for journalism, and the lid slamming shut on one of America's most determined mysteries.

It's in watching all of this unravel in every news media organization in the country; it's in imagining what it must have been like, to be a cub reporter with only a sniff of perhaps middling corruption, and to be launched into such a vortex; it's in looking at the old pictures of two obviously flummoxed, overworked, tired, determined reporters, and then the new ones, of two time-fattened journalists displaying the relief that only the unleashing of a 30-year-old secret and the denouement of a 30-year-old story could cause.

We had a special lunchtime session today, with the echelons at my newspaper calling us up to the fourth-floor conference room to watch parts of "All the Presidents' Men" and talk about anonymous sourcing, Watergate, and journalism in general. It was perfect, and I spent the rest of the day, instead of doing any of four hundred things I'm supposed to be doing, sucking up blogs and articles and transcripts.

The vast market of internet media is cooperating in my quest; everyone's writing something, even all the "shoulda woulda coulda" people - turned down the book, almost wrote the story, knew he was Deep Throat long ago, had lunch with his son - are writing must-reads. So here's my list of the best things I read today.

1. The Washington Post's web site, which is cycling through home-page pictures of Felt, of Woodstein hovering over a computer, of Woodstein with Bradlee - simply watching this home page change with stories of escalating importance, escalating quality and escalating interest over the day has been fascinating.

2. "Introducing Deep Throat," The New York Times' editorial - succinct and so smartly phrased - like finding out Superman is really Clark Kent, indeed. Though, the NYT does get a big fat raspberry from me, too, for showing grapes of the most sour variety by overemphasizing how badly the Washington Post got scooped on the reveal. It's been 30 years. Let it go.

3. The Washington Post's chat with reporter David von Drehle - this was much more interesting to me than the chats with Howard Kurtz or the other top brass - von Drehle was chosen to write the story on Deep Throat's death a short time ago, just to be prepared for it, so when this was launched, he became the spotlight writer. His recap and perspective on the situation is gives nostalgia but is also sharp; he recounts how Woodward and Bernstein were "two young Metro reporters who had to overcome the initial feelings of the National desk that this was not a big story," describes the scene in the newsroom today and yesterday, and also telling how while the paper did the ethical thing in keeping it silent even shortly after the news broke, "I promise you there is not an editor in America who would not have wanted that Vanity Fair story."

4. Editor & Publisher's piece on how this breathes new life into anonymous sourcing at a time when it's coming under such fire. An anonymous source who's some shmuck with a phone and a grudge, you don't rely on - one who's highly placed at the FBI? These types keep the powerful accountable, and these morons who are saying they should be outlawed have some serious perspective issues (in my opinion, anyway; that and a buck gets you half a subway ticket). The Los Angeles Times's piece on this issue, also good.

5. Nora Ephron supposedly figured it out while married to Carl Bernstein, though he never told her.

6. The New York Times again for the article that while badly hyped is excellently written - how the story went to Vanity Fair. At the bottom are some great tidbits about the Post's newsroom yesterday, like this:

"Few clues were coming from The Post's top echelon about how the paper would react. During the afternoon, two electronic messages went out to the staff. One simply contained a link to the Vanity Fair article. The other, sent at 3:28 p.m. from Chris Richards, a copy aide in the Style section, read, "If you snagged the 'All the President's Men' file from the fourth-floor photo archive today, can you phone me."

And this:

"Around 6:30 p.m., Mr. Woodward emerged from his office with Mr. Bernstein and with Mr. Bradlee nearby, creating a tableau of the old days when they helped to bring down a president. The scene left many in The Post's fifth-floor newsroom to stare as a photographer took pictures."

...really give a feel for what this momentous day was like.

7. Again, the NYT, with Watergate era politicians reacting. Conservative Patrick Buchanan: "I think Mark Felt behaved treacherously." Jeb Stuart Magruder (Nixon's deputy campaign manager, convicted in the scandal): "It sort of ends the mystery of this person that was named after the greatest porn queen of all time."

8. And the "shoulda woulda coulda" link, a People editor who will feel nauseated forever when he thinks of the story that got away.

Woodward's writing some epic for tomorrow's Post. That thing's gonna sell like...like...oh, forget it. There's no comparison.

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