OH NO! Don't let the kids see the GLOBAL WARMING! Shield their poor, virgin eyes, because after that it's all porn and liquor! All that hot, climactic action in CARTOON, PENGUIN form - is NO INSTITUTION SAFE? The poor babies are being corrupt by evil minions of Al Gore in cartoon form! The far left establishment of the big mega bizillionaires at Warner Brothers are DESTROYING THE FUTURE OF AMERICA THROUGH TAP DANCING PENGUINS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
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